Bacon Air Freshener

I found it. We have it. It's here. Throw out your pine and candle air freshener and replace them with something worth while!
The bacon air freshener, will bring new life to your old car. Sure some minor pork cravings might be on the rise, but still, bacon in your car. All the time! Go go get it

Mustard Marvin Spread Head

Um... Could this be any more wrong? I submit that it cannot. I think this requires very little describing.
Yes, you use this to dispense and spread your condiments, by attaching it to the bottle. Mustard appears to have the best effect. Love it or get sick. Whichever works best for you.

Magic Bean

If beans could express emotion, what exactly would they say?

"Bean Missing You"
"Thanks for Beaning There"
"Bean Feeling Better?"

The Magic Beans are bean plants that have been carved with secret messages that you will see when they grow above the surface! Of all the crazy ideas I've ever had, I have to tell you, this one never occurred to me.

The Video Camera Pen.

Honest. No really, no joke. I swear, you can record over 2 hours of video from your breast pocket on a pen. James Bond never even saw this one coming!

I can't think of a single reason why I would ever need one of these, but every molecule of my geekhood is screaming right now, "PUT IT ON THE CREDIT CARD! WE NEED IT." You may or may not understand.

Metal Detecting Sandals

Wanna find loot at the beach but not look like a geek toting around the giant metal detector? Well, that is a strange request, but I think we've got your solution!
The Metal Detecting Sandals, solve your too cool to detect but too broke not to look syndrome. Simply shuffle up and down the beach, and then casually dig for buried loot!