Peanut Butter Machine

Did you know that peanut butter, that wonderful creamy topping actually COMES from PEANUTS?! Well. for some folks this will be news. introducing the amazing, "Peanut Butter Machine!"
You put peanuts in the top and what comes out right in the front of this little wonder? Peanut Butter! You can dial in your setting between chunky and smooth. Absolutely amazing! Now, you just need a supply of peanuts...

Squeez Bacon®

I'd like to tell you I didn't find this.

A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube.

Is it for real?! See for yourself Either way, Squeez Bacon® will forever change your perspective on bacon!

Horror Halloween Handrest

Good wrist support is a requirement if a long day of typing in on the horizon. I feel support from my wrist pads helps me get out all those teadious TPS reports on time. Another essential office requirement is of course, a bloody severed hand.
It gives you the ability to say, "what? Oh this." you smile, "Yea, Johnson just kept naggin' on and on. Anyway. I needed the support."

Bowling Pin Lamp

Here we go! The bowling ping lamp will knock you over. A clever design joke becomes a functioning switch. When the pin is up, it glows.
When down it's out. You could just tip it over, I suppose. But I imagine a bit more chaos on my bedside table.

Condiment Gun

Once again I find myself looking a truly perfect gadget. An item that you have zero need for, but is just too cool to pass up. The condiment shooting six shooter is a perfect example.
What could possibility add more masculine appear to a task as manly as searing raw flesh with an open flame? Shooting it with sauce when you're done! It's a crazed testosterone free for all... Yea. I want one too.

Homo Sapien Sharpener/Grinder

With all the fancy kitchen gadgets you probably have in your arsenal I doubt, you've got anything as essential as this. The Homo Sapien Sharpener/Grinder will take you back in time...mostly.

Sure you'll still be walking erect, wearing synthetic polymer bends and working in an air conditioned environment, but you'll feel a little slice of your prehistoric roots. Because you'll be smashing herbs and crushing garlic with a stone. Come on, you now you want to try...

Easter Island Tissue Box

This is an absolute riot! I see that the distributor is target, I'm serious thinking I might have to get one. The wife will certainly nix for the house, but I think this might be a work necessity!


Just picture the look on the face of those you offer this to! That alone is worth a small investment of $20.

Himalayan Salt Plate

Yes, it's a block of salt. Yes, it's pink in color. Yes, you can cook stuff on it. I've heard of cooking fish in salt packs before, but this is the first I've seen of cooking on a salt plate.

If it truly does work as claimed it would be an excellent addition to the kitchen arsenal. Too bad it's pink. I doubt I would ever feel comfortable putting in on my grill. No matter how well it worked.