Butts To Blossoms

Smoking is a dirty habit. Even those of us who have smoked can easily admit it. Yea, if your not smoking, you don't want to smell it.

How about a full on ashtray cover up? With a plant? Well... Why not! This interesting design gives it a try.

'Tooth" Picks

Looking for the next party novelty? How about some toothpicks? No, you don't understand not, toothpicks, 'Tooth'Picks!

Yes, it's here. We have them now. You can purchase toothpicks, shaped to resemble a human tooth. Well, this might be a great party favor for the next big dental convention. "Excuse, me. Do I have any food in my teeth?"

Emergency Food Kit

Are you ready for disaster? I'm not talking about a fire, or lightning strike. No, I mean stuck in a dark hole for 2 months with no sunlight. Are you prepared? What you need is a giant tub of food with a 20 year shelf life. Do you think I'm kidding!?

".Each bucket contains 275 servings of Pre-mixed and Pre-seasoned 100% Vegetarian...food for you and your family. With a 20 year long shelf life, this kit is perfect for the preparation of natural disasters ...or even a camping/hunting trip."

I assure you I am not.

Pork Knox Piggy Bank

Into some serious saving? Want to make sure no unauthorized thief gets to your bacon booty? Then start thinking about security!

The Pork Knox piggy bank is both fun and secure. Now you're on your way some real fund growth!

The New Handyman

Recently my handyman stock has been rising. I have been a home owner for about six years now, and for the majority of that time, a timid one. I didn't know how to fix a tight door, a leaky toilet or tackle what would seem like simple tasks to some. Recently I have been getting into woodworking. Oddly enough that hobby has given me a confidence that I never possessed prior. I'm loving it. Working with wood, but more so maintaining the tools of my new hobby, gives me a base of understanding.

Replace the molding in the bathroom? No problem, I can handle that!

One Trick Pony

Well for all you egg slinging gadget fans out there, here is the latest in Spatula essentials. The egg spatula.

It works just like any regular spatula, but it's got an egg design. It egg-actly what you need. Get it? No... me either!