Emergency Food Kit

Are you ready for disaster? I'm not talking about a fire, or lightning strike. No, I mean stuck in a dark hole for 2 months with no sunlight. Are you prepared? What you need is a giant tub of food with a 20 year shelf life. Do you think I'm kidding!?

".Each bucket contains 275 servings of Pre-mixed and Pre-seasoned 100% Vegetarian...food for you and your family. With a 20 year long shelf life, this kit is perfect for the preparation of natural disasters ...or even a camping/hunting trip."

I assure you I am not.